The Benefits Of Faith Based Organizations

Yep. Gotta love that all-loving, all-inclusive christian religion thing...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7796663.stm

Apparently the "threat" of homosexuality is as dangerous as global warming.
Let's run the numbers shall we:

Estimated number of people (in millions) who could die in the coming decades due to crop failures attributed to climate change:300

Estimated number of people (in millions) who will have their lives directly ended in the coming decades by marauding packs of psycho/homos:0

Estimated value of real estate lost (in trillions) as the ice caps melt and coastal cities are flooded:500

Estimated value of real estate lost (in trillions) due to marauding packs of pyro-homo-sexuals:0

hmmm.
These numbers don't seem to be adding up.
I'm sure it is something wrong with my calculations and not the pope's.
After all, I just pulled this "data" out of my ass...and the pope???

In other news:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7043056.stm

A hilarious read to be sure, containing this gem of a line:
"I said I was homosexual in order to unmask those who really are."

Wow, you sure are sneaky!
Does the Vatican often send high ranking officials out on undercover homo-outing missions?
Who knew?

...and on a personal note:
It has been widely reported that attendance at churches all across the nation has been drastically increasing as the current economic crisis plays out.
It should come as a surprise to no one that the people who run these establishments are overjoyed.
It is my opinion that anyone who gets psyched about an increase in desperation and misery in their fellow man is not the kind of person who should be in charge of anything.